SCHNECKENTANTE

If I’m sassy, sarcastic, and sometimes rude when we talk, I consider us friends.

theongj:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

(via xjamiexrawrx)

illkim:

I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them

#and when i AM interested in someone i ignore them

(via boybanders)

shouldertappingghosts:

Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are

[whispers]

people you know on here

(via purrsnickityy)

frigerator:

if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever

(via charlee-x)

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via iwantcakebiatch)

Sometimes I walk past people I know and don’t notice them, despite of looking in their general direction, and sometimes I notice them and I walk away as fast as I can pretending I WAS FCUKING BLIND

I just literally said “[…] you’re so frickin’ cute I wanna eat your face.” What is happening? This is all your fault, guys… tumblr man, mutha fuckin’ tumblr.

assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

(via assiest-deactivated20130207)

I actually hate everybody and I’m not even sorry.

I just ordered six pairs of shoes. Hah.

gh0staradia:

do you ever start thinking of someone while youre walking somewhere and start smiling uncontrollably

(via charlee-x)